Day Twenty Seven

Titles...REALLY? We have one break off from blogging, then we get to talk about anything we want to, and now we have to talk about TITLES???????????? Well...at least it's better than "social responsibility" bleh...well that wasn't a very nice start, was it? =/ Oh well, here's day 27...

Well, seeing as the title of my story is "The Strange Tale of Doctor Dog" which is longand boring, let's change it into something short and sweet. I think we can just cut out the "The Strange Tale of" seeing as many folktales are strange (I have yet to read one that isn't...), but the thing is "Doctor Dog" doesn't really make a...wait, yes it does. It's short and sweet. I like short and sweet =D Ahem, now, onto what possible titles that my story can have:

• The title
• The Story About a Girl Who Gets Cured By a Dog Who Later Kidnaps Her and Returns Her 
• The Story of Things That Exist When They Don't Exist But They Exist When They Can't Possibly Exist Yet They Exist Even Though They Can't Exist But They Do. Do They Exist?
• I believe I can fly!
• I believe I can touch the sky: Sequel to I believe I can fly

Now, onto the real titles:

• The
• Diz Stowee Iz Da Bawb!
• Seventy Ways To Get Beat Up
• This is the story which will have the longest story name ever and if you read this story you will be super cool because you're reading this story even though it's not really that interesting but who cares because this is the best story name ever and you should really read this book because it's awesome because it has the longest title ever and I think the title is almost over now...nope this is the best title in the world because it's so long now go ahead and read my story hahahahhahahahahaha this title is super long
• .....I'll think of a title later, ok?
• Blood, Gore, Suicide, and Depression

Ok, here are the REAL titles!!!!!!!

• Do not read this book
• How Mr. Chien got a life
• I'M SERIOUS DON'T READ THIS BOOK!!!!!
• Toenails are people too!
• Ok fine, read this book. But don't say I didn't warn you!

Ok, here are the REALLY REALLY REAL TITLES!!!!!

• Mr. Chien
• Mr. Chien and the Unfortunate Honeysuckle
• Mr. Moreau and the Strange Encounter
• The Lonely Tale of Mr. Moreau
• Mr. Chien and the Beautiful Girl

Here are more titles..

• Mysterious Chien and Hopeful Moreau
• Mr. Chien and His Strange Tale
• The Unfortunate Honeysuckle (and the Mysterious Mr. Chien)
• How Honeysuckle was Saved
• The Tale of Mr. Chien

Now I must say the signifigance? This won't be easy ummm...well, I just don't want a title with "The Strange Tale" that's just tacky. I do want a title that has something to do with the plot though...wait..who doesn't? Ok to be honest I have no idea what to say..I'm just coming up with things =/ Well...I can't really state the signifigance of any of my titles accurately as I don't even know what the title is going to be. But I DO know this, I do wan't Mr. Chien's name to be in the title, seeing as he is THE most important character in my story.

Please pick a title, I really don't know which one is best. I REALLY do not want "The Strange Tale of Mr. Chien"...well...at this point I guess that's the only one that really fits, huh? What do you think? Please tell me the best title...I truly don't know =/ And remember:

Have a nice day =D